ExLisper

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I happened about 20 years ago. I would be nice if it become a meme though.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

All of them ;)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago (2 children)

No, I was young and stupid.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Hey, I also met the thin American once. Small world....

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (8 children)

There's no such thing as Middle Europe. Oder river separates Western Europe from Eastern Europe. That's it.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Once at a railway station in Krakow some polish guy asked me if I would like to cum in his mouth.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 11 months ago (16 children)

Tiny bit of backstory: I work in Spain so there's a lot of kissing on the chicks when greeting someone. Spanish people kiss twice, in western countries people kiss 3 times so sometimes there's a bit of confusion. Anyway, once a girl from Romania met a French co-worker next to my desk. Typical greeting and she says:

  • How do French people kiss?

The guy got a little bit confused and says:

  • Trust me, you don't want me to show you how the French kiss...

Not really related but I found it extremely funny.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Sure, if you're a little bitch.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago

They are 13 and/or stupid. How about now?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Movies/shows I can still see many times today:

  • Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind - it's just so nicely structured, you always notice something new
  • Glengarry Glen Ross - I finished watching it for the first time and I thought go myself "fuck, I could watch it again" and I did, watch the whole movie again straight away. I can still just go back and watch it. The acting is so amazing it never gets boring
  • Veep - best show ever, I've seen every episode probably over 10 times and I still watch it all the time, like when I'm cooking or something. It's just soooo fucking perfect
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

In communist Poland you couldn't simply buy movies on VHS so the only ones we had were Iron Angels I and II: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094146/

No idea where they came from and I've seen both way too many times.

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