Eww

Taking the red pill doesn't guarantee you'd end up with the same opportunity. If I knew I would be able to return to the same moment where I could take the pill again I'd obviously do that, but probability is slim.

Same, been a doosey.

Just automate it and get a Japanese Bidet that opens and closes automatically. Problem solved.

I was in my late teens and annoying AF! But the ability to speak quickly with my most frequent contacts without having to dial was really convenient.

Bring back PTT! Miss my Nextel.