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When you're high enough, every bong is overcomplicated

Fun fact: that same actor also played Admiral Hanson in the classic Star Trek: The Next Generation 2-parter "The Best of Both Worlds."

Although one wonders if "War and Peace" would have been as highly acclaimed as it was if it was published under its original name "War: What Is It Good For?"

• Update to a newer SoC; NVIDIA's latest chips at this thermal displacement are like 4x as fast + would easily run PS4 games
• Upgrade the controllers to be more reliable + feel better

That's pretty much it; the OLED model is fine as far as physical design + screen, it just needs more competitive performance and to fix the Joy-Con drift nightmare

The downside of throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks is that you end up having to clean up a whole lot of shit of the floor.

I mean it's not like you'd catch a US government official carrying around a Huawei phone either - fair is fair.

You leave Snooki out of this

"I'd like to order 17 pounds of Old Bay, please, and with rush delivery - it's an emergency"

Honestly, somebody needs to introduce the Italians to crab cakes - using $4/pound blue crab as a pasta topping is thinking way too small, if you really want to deal with overpopulation you need to start serving dishes where crab is the main ingredient.

I mean it's kind of his fault for having a favorite son who looks like Sean Bean.

Scott Bakula's there too, he's just occupying Shatner's body so you can't see him.

"I thought they smelled bad on the outside"