Crypto ~~Bros~~ Losers would be really mad at reading that, if they weren't busy fellating the owners of BoredApes after they made them blind.
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What? No, that's not a joke.
https://www.theverge.com/2023/11/6/23948464/bored-ape-nft-event-eye-injury-sunburn-uv-exposure
"Had a good time with the homies who also got their eyes burned". These people are unbelievably down there in the pathetic human scale.
The actual "story" is that photoshoots for stock photos do a lot of random scenarios at once with given actors.
There's photos of the two women getting together and conspiring against the guy. There's also photos where he's visibly in a relationship with the other girl instead.