DickFiasco

"like a dipSHYIT"

The fake crises he invents all sound like cheesy horror movies:

"convicted illegal alien murderers on the loose"

"cannibal zombie vampires from outer space"

Straight out of the fascist playbook; invent a boogyman that most reasonable people would dislike, promote violence and discrimination against this boogyman, then color all your opponents as boogymen.

You're not wrong, Walter...

And you sir, are you ready to receive my limp ballot?

There's also the email that could've been a "man-up and make this inconsequential decision by yourself, Dave"

I see this as a win-win situation.

BTW stands for Beta Testing Workshop, which is the "bleeding edge" version of Arch that gets released early. You probably want the stable, long term support version that only gets released very infrequently, like every 3-4 days.

I like how he's facing right and left appropriately in each picture.

What is the charge? Eating an onion? A succulent sea onion?

I just quit my job, gave away all my money, and burned my birth certificate. Am I doing longevity right?

If somebody wrote these guys as characters in a book, they'd be laughed at for how campy and unrealistic they are.