DemBoSain

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

"Hey Jesus, have you been turning bread into fish again, or is that just Mary Magdalene I smell?"

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

Elrond: At least there are fewer this time.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think the fact that Harris would help everybody is the dealbreaker.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

and also universal remote controls.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

The system starts out as a big cloud of debris orbiting a central point. Each particle is orbiting in its own way, there isn't any organization. Since there is no organization, most of these particles are going to bump into each other. This changes the speed and direction of the particles, some of them will clump together and most of them ending up gathered at the center of gravity of the entire system. This eventually gets large enough to become your star.

As the remaining particles become clumped together into larger items they will begin exerting gravitational pull on other objects. One plane of orbit will become dominant, and the remaining clumps will gradually settle down into their orbits, in the same general plane, in the same direction. Those that don't will have their orbital speed reduced enough that the object ends up gathered into the center.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

95% of all fatal drunk-driving accidents happen in the bathroom, or something...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

It sounds like things are working exactly as intended.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah, me too.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I would really like to see this dangerous barcode. I assume something like that would just be a website QR code.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Serious question: Does JD Vance have the plague?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Isn't that what they told us 20 years ago?

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