Debardosbae

That is so clever and witty! Thanks for cracking me up during my insomnia hours.

Double olives at Subway now get you like three of them. Employees be acting like they deduct each olive directly out of their paycheck.

Propane and propane accessories also use left-handed threading. It can be really weird to get used to after a lifetime of righty tighty.

I love Spanish, damn that's a good way to say it.