Ddhuud

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago

Emoticons are representations of emotions. We don't have those. We're dead inside.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago

I agree with Lilly.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I think I'm having a stroke.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

99% of Lemmy, but unironically.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

4277 gallons are 1094912 tablespoons, divided by 547500 you get 1.99984. So each sausage has almost 2 tablespoons of juice.

[–] [email protected] 89 points 11 months ago (8 children)

Like... Sexually?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

You're not thinking fourth-dimensionally.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Repeat after me... Transporter "malfunction".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I'm sorry for your tongue. May it rest in peace.

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