Darkmuch

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I got a toaster oven I always use to reheat pizza. I could use some aluminum foil to prevent cheese drips from falling… or I can let my little pile of charcoal grow.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I’ll never understand you burnt dust lovers. I want my teeth to sink into a delicious warm and gooey inside that showcases all the juicy oil and milk inside.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

We could have a whole vent diagram of people than stop time, start time, or be immune to it. Imagine just going out for drinks with friends when times stops. But this has happened before so you walk across town, go in some dudes living room, and force his fingers to snap.

“Ah! Oh it’s you. Time stopped again?” “Yup” “Alright. Well hopefully whoever’s stopping time this time doesn’t REALLY like to snap.” “Hopefully. Well might be seeing more of me again. Bye!”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

we love casting spells!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I’ve wanted Biden to croak and the party be forced to get behind Kamala sooo bad. Boom, younger candidate, female, minority(Indian mother, Jamaican father) incumbent that can be elected 2 more times. Maybe the plan is for it to happen next term? Idk. I don’t know a single thing she’s done besides be a VP, but damn give me someone who doesn’t look like they gonna die any second.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

In the example he gave, he mentioned lungs expanding, so volume IS changing. Godzilla can shoot lasers in current lore. He could easily have some super compressed ballast tanks as organs that release pressure changing a whole slew of variables.

If Submarines have ballast tanks of 600 pounds of air at 3000 PSI, Godzilla can have his own magic organs that do crazy stuff.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

So what would shoebox + collapse civilization look like? Meteor storm of world ending asteroids? Collapse all civilizations for the next 10000 years? Start destroying alien civilizations?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I like to imagine that’s just a REALLY good mountain goat. Like “pfft! No more ground? I’ll just climb up these water vapor crystals into the sky.”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

That was so silly and fun!

“Fuck you! You wasted a year of my Time!”

Congratulations my child on your unelightenment.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 7 months ago (9 children)

I was called by my own phone number once. Nothing suspicious there.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I’ve been asked for tips when having carryout. And also getting a scoop of ice cream. Tipping is a relic of racist practices when southern people didn’t want to pay emancipated black workers a wage. It only still exists because restaurant owners lobby congress to keep it a thing. Stop bribing congress and pay your employees you fucks.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You think that’s impressive? Look over here https://youtu.be/fhmeYoJZeOw?si=dWDTpYUrv0ccu5VK

 
 
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