CoolMatt

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago (8 children)

As someome who is fucking stupid, what ghe hell is a gut biome and why would 50% of the world population disappearing affect it at all? And why would people be power blasting their bathrooms with diarrhea

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I read half of that and thought "Huh, they do? Where do this guy work?" then finished and realized you're calling everyone to start doing that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Why would you shove a toothpick under your toenail and kick the wall as hard as you can if you're a goddamn pussy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Interesting, never knew.

Here's another one some people have never realized. Literally is not the same word as literately

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah, I wish they'd staff more tills too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Because the store is packed, they only have 2 cashiers on shift and I want to go home.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Man, I've never understood this nobody meme and it seems nobody is even able to explain it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Yes, all of that. In that order.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

I'm a 32 yo millenial and the first time i read "my crush" in a sentence was in a teen magazine when I was 12 yeard old, and from context, it definitely meant "person I have a crush on"

It's nothing new

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Thankful for not having a lot of money, meaning such a expense would be negligible?

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