Chthonic

That's misophobia, misophonia is when you don't like how soy paste sounds.

Brilliant, very meta, love it

It's no borat in Skyrim that's for sure

Wh-what are you doing, step-bother?

No no, machine day was its maiden name.

If he were smarter and/or not a walking ego then yeah, that would have been the move. Though if he were smart he probably wouldn't be in this mess.

It's not. He never wanted to buy twitter, he just wanted to pump and dump the stock, but because he is stupid and the plan was obvious they sued him to make him honor the deal.

So if he just turned around and shut the company down, it would give the SEC legal grounds to argue that his intention all along was market manipulation.

My understanding is that the SEC would have fucked him if he just shut it down, because it would indicate that he never intended to buy it in the first place and instead was just trying to manipulate the stock market (which is definitely what he was doing).

If you're gonna link to That Scene from Spec Ops you gotta include a "Seriously Gnarly Shit Ahead" content warning or something.

You don't need to self actualize through work. There is no such thing as a waste of time.

“We are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you any different.” - Vonnegut

No takes-es, only throw-ses