Moisturize me!
ChocoboEnthusiast
joined 6 days ago
Set the showerhead to "Power Blast" and hope and pray.
Ngl, that's gross.
It's a joke about you being under 18 asking for where you can get some, my man.
I know you're not from Germany or ever been there before but don't be so obtuse. BfV = Bundesamt für Verfassungsschutz
You're 17 and expecting Internet folks to guide you to sexual experiences in Germany.... Yes, BfV, this post right here
He's a feisty 97 year old. He wouldn't care if he had a diamond mine under his house. Just waiting to join Grandma now.
My locker combination
Slime molds are so grossly amazing. And the common names are such a trip.
Are you his first kid?
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Originally, Pirates of the Caribbean. A movie made because of a Disney ride seemed like a stupid idea.