ChocoboEnthusiast

joined 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Originally, Pirates of the Caribbean. A movie made because of a Disney ride seemed like a stupid idea.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Moisturize me!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Set the showerhead to "Power Blast" and hope and pray.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Ngl, that's gross.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (5 children)

It's a joke about you being under 18 asking for where you can get some, my man.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (7 children)

I know you're not from Germany or ever been there before but don't be so obtuse. BfV = Bundesamt für Verfassungsschutz

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (9 children)

You're 17 and expecting Internet folks to guide you to sexual experiences in Germany.... Yes, BfV, this post right here

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He's a feisty 97 year old. He wouldn't care if he had a diamond mine under his house. Just waiting to join Grandma now.

 

My grandfather's property has these all over his land in northern Wisconsin and usually he just mows them down, I managed to rescue these before the mushroom munching lawnboy got them!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

My locker combination

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago

Slime molds are so grossly amazing. And the common names are such a trip.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Are you his first kid?

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