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As if someone born on December 31st 1999 wouldn't self identify as a 90's kid

Source: I was born in 1998 and I'm nostalgic of Nirvana, a group that disbanded before I was born

Might be, but she gives it to everyone else

To be fair, almost anything not strictly necessary for survival is technically a ritual. Birthday party? Ritual. Saying "bless you" after someone sneezes? Ritual. Giving your sheep ankle bones to the winner? Ritual. Shaking hands? Believe it or not, ritual.

Cats are in danger too, but don't worry, if you stay away from Springfield you should be fine

Jackasses playing with ignorant people's money*

Jokes aside, it was really fun being there. Never flew in full armor or got shot at with arrows but I heard that some decades ago a student flew over a prison and some dumbfuck guard shot a hole in the wing. By the way, Here is their Instagram page. The exact plane is I-CCAB, also affectionately called the tractor.

The picture on top comes from my local flight school, I have flown that plane... Are you people stalking me?

I must be missing a pun or something. Am I? AM I? PLEASE DON'T TELL ME THAT'S THE WHOLE JOKE

You can, but if you need correction you have to bring a spare pair of glasses with you to avoid this exact situation. Military pilots do need perfect vision

You know she's gonna turn around and say cellphone radiation gives you cancer

His roast is ruined!

O PA BI NIA