BritishDuffer

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Putt is shorthand for "put and only put".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

It goes to William.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Three tits, that's awesome.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago

Yeah, spez wants to get paid before the whole thing comes crashing down.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What made you want to become a policeman-officer?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

It's certainly not something I would do if I was in the middle of an antitrust lawsuit. Maybe that's why I'm not a billionaire.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Steamdeck 2: Lost Coast

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (4 children)

And how long will it take for intelligence agencies to start issuing fake but trusted certificates for surveillance?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Fidelity does this because they invested in Twitter alongside Musk, and as a bank they are required by law to disclose the current value of their assets. They come up with a value of their stake, then the rest of us divide that by the percentage Fidelity owns to get the value of the company.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

The Ashley Madison approach - hire hookers to meet up with them.