Can you imagine if Nebraska Spiderman was more like a wolf spider? Just jumping out at MFs.
BobbyGasoline
joined 1 year ago
Black roof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings
Right? Throw in a "I have spine, but no arms or legs. Sometimes, I have dog ears."
When you read this comic, does the spider have a masculine voice or a feminine voice? I feel like it changes the context a little.
Like anything, You have to pay extra for that....
Or maybe strapped to a tree in a forest full of ~~hungry~~ horny grizzly bears. Is that better?
Hello, fellow dog percussionists.
You have to pay the troll toll to get into that's boy's ~~hole~~ soul.
This is one of my favorite stories, second only to the princess and the pee.
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This wouldn't be half as funny if I wasn't married.