Blademax

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

Old McDonald was more fun, E-I-E-I-O

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywher...wait...that's sands... Nevermind...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Auto Dealers : (adds "Market Adjustment" $$$ to offset the cheaper EV prices...) "Hey, why no one buy EV? We need a bail out!"

/s

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

You'll get the (tip) when you fix this damn door!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Go Team Venture!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Peter Quill : Exactly like Footloose. Is it still the greatest movie in history?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

"That still only counts as one"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

"Illegal somewhere" Mad Lib:

"The rest of us are so used to *__ every day. I never would have thought about it!

I guess I can stop * for a little bit while in (place)__. If you insist.”

  • Chewing Gum ( ) Singapore
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

That thing where you close your eyes, forget everything, and open them to end up (min/hrs) in the future!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mallrat to "Astrologers":

Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It's not a (goat)... it's a Sailboat.