AnonWyo

joined 1 year ago
 

Last words on the cross:

"Well...so much for nepotism!"

 
 

The sound they make when you're nailing them.

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FEDiverse (startrek.website)
 

You guys, the Feds are on the front porch...

 

When I throw something at the trash, I holler "Cobain!" instead of "Kobe!"

Kurt Cobain for sure didn't miss his last shot.

 

Jesus and the 12 Apostles are out to eat

Jesus gets the bill

"Why..."

Jesus rubs the bridge of his nose

"Why on Dad's green earth would somebody order wine?!?"

[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

We know what sort of porn you watch.

Also, username checks out.

 

Also, the Jewish God and Muslim Allah are on the International Space Station.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

2024 is just around the corner, friend. Don't be afraid to set big goals for yourself.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Stands to reasons, since most depictions of this Jesus character show him as VERY white and VERY European.

I love the idea of him telling a parable with a comical German accent.

"Da! Hullo! Wilkommen to mein sermon on mein mount!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

They have cars in the Middle East?

Oh. Wait. Just the Israelis.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

Blessed are the cheesemakers?

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The Jebus Said So. (startrek.website)
 

AMEN!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The real beauty of this is that we found out there is no point of diminishing returns on Brent Spiner as an android.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

William Shatner, is that you?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's why I like bacteria. Being from Wyoming, it's the only culture some of my hick kin have.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

It's really not a risk for me until I try and get past online chat. Online chatting, I can proofread my...ahem flirtations. In person? It's a crapshoot.

That being said, I prefer to disappoint potential romantic interests in person. I'm old fashioned like that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Well. I see us hicks in US Mountain Time are late to the party. It's 0005 here.

 

What's with the Stone Cold Salutes?

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