AlolanYoda

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I'm 30. Almost have a PhD.

Also playing video games and crying

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Lmao if you're still expecting Spargedoheim to survive you're not watching the same show as us. I learned my lesson really quick after the Beige Baby Shower episode...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Tell me you don't care about the health of your homies' prostate without telling me you don't care about the health of your homies' prostate

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

AI will start hiding penises in its output, everybody loves it, you ushered in a new era of peace and prosperity worldwide, all peoples united by their love for hidden AI genitalia. Well done!

Play again?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Lmao what level are you if you can do <1? Asking for a friend

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (5 children)

A lot of people around me tend to parrot that a lot of the safety measures are not for explosives detection, but for drug trafficking prevention. I've always disagreed because nobody ever presented any evidence to it, and the measures in place do come from explosive detection (unless they have metal drugs now idk). But I've wondered whether there is some truth to it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

I would campaign for fifteen dollars to be written as 15$. The other way around makes no sense. Dollars is the unit, and you say "fifteen dollars" and not "dollars fifteen". That we landed on the backwards convention is a travesty.

Sure, 15$ wouldn't get me far, but it's a start!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I agree with you, but Xbox just took the Dreamcast's layout, which means SEGA is the original culprit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Your technobabble is on point, you should be in the writers' room!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

If the hedgehog has the seven chaos emeralds, it can still take on the boar even with the triforce of power.

If not, then it's more of a toss up, but we should note that there is one registered instance of the hedgehog collecting triforce pieces so my bet would still be on the hedgehog.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Easy. Just get an erection to force the metal back out.

I can't wait to find this comment in my history after having forgotten the context.

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