Aliveelectricwire

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Sober from all drugs except weed and nicotine. Literally turned down opiates in the hospital after I got stabbed repeatedly. stalin-heart

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I fell out on fent twice, both times I ended up in the ICU. I experienced the exact same shit I felt from a MeO-DMT trip. And both times a clockwork elf literally put their long weird arm on me and said "it's not your time yet friend." Then I felt felt extreme whiplash and despite not being fully conscious I distinctly remember hearing the pulse monitor beeping and knew I wasn't dead.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

A fucking pistol.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As someone who spent their developing years slamming heroin ofc "trainspotting" is my fav

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I will kill for those spikey baybees

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Simply hit them with a brick

 

We've all seen a skeleton with some weird shit in fallout or similar games. How will your skeleton be found?

I have a mannequin with a cone on it's head. You know I'm putting that cone on my head, holding the mannequin, and leaving unopened cigs

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

The Alex Jones Folk song

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

This incident caused a sarcastic struggle session on over the pants rubbing and wether that is still a hand job.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago

This is a real "which side are you on?" moment. You're either for helping trans people or want us gone.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Love being immunocompromised knowing I am just meat for the capitalist grinder