567PrimeMover

Panera's doing their best! It's hard to compete when the other guy has a head start that spans basically all of recorded history

Probably lived somewhere where driving was a regular highschool class. My school had that, and I think it was a sophomore level class. They scrapped it when I was a freshman though, so I never got to take it

Honestly, if you live somewhere with really high urban density and/or good public transit, there's a good chance a significant portion of that population has never bothered to learn to drive. So there's lots of people who've never needed to drive in their whole life who find themselves somewhere where you can't exist without a car. Bam, recipe for 25 year old student driver.

The one thing my movements and a Chevy Truck (tm) have in common is that they're built like a rock

Probably random, could be riffing on those tough guy truck memes you see on facebook

"more crackers, princess?" wheels in a literal barrel of crackers

Ages ago when I was in college, I had a little Brother laser printer. It was more than enough, as I was only printing B&W documents. It was wireless and you could easily get a few thousand pages per toner cartridge. Hell it even did duplex via a special duplex tray on the front. I loved that little thing, and eventually gave it away when I graduated as I basically stopped using it. If I ever find myself in a situation where I need to buy a printer, Brother is the only brand on my list.

Also, the lights would flicker whenever I fired it up, lol! that baby drew a lot of power.

Little Jimmy wanted to try Fedora, But little Jimmy is no more. For what he thought was his external drive, was actually his cerebral core

should've paid attention during the training video, sheesh

They'll have you tip your executioner, and the minimum amount the kiosk will allow is 22%