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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nature's dumbest, most disgusting and loveable vacuum cleaner.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

This is the only correct answer here. If you wouldn't have posted it I would have.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Play to your strengths, Lauren. Maybe it's time to drop the sad quasipolitical angle and just go pro.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I had to go demonstrate what you're saying, and yes, 100% possible, but impressively bad situational awareness for sure. The science has been done, thank you for this hypothesis.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So real talk, was this guy trying to wipe with his pants UP? I'm desperately trying to figure out how you'd do this unintentionally.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This is gonna sound so fake it's ridiculous, but at least it's short. This was about a decade ago when I was about to go to college, so that factored into the setting, but the other part? No idea. Basically, I was riding around my college campus on the back of a raptor, saddle and all. I was having a blast, and everybody thought it was so cool that I had a badass dinosaur to ride around on, because obviously nobody else did. That was the whole dream, zero plot, nobody got eaten, just me and my raptor buddy having a grand ol' time stomping around campus.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I plan on building a new desktop sometime around black friday. Here's hoping we'll get some great deals like this then, too?