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    [–] [email protected] 76 points 5 months ago (2 children)
    [–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    This is the kind of dad that will backtrace you.

    [–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

    Consequences will never be the same

    [–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

    I understood that reference!

    [–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

    Now that o can get behind - keep up, dad!

    [–] [email protected] 73 points 5 months ago (1 children)

    apt: could not get lock: permission denied

    [–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago (1 children)

    deletes some lock file and it works again

    FBI OPEN UP

    [–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

    Plot twist: the FBI is the daemon that has the lock.

    [–] [email protected] 70 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    Reminds me of one time I was running an update at work and a coworker came up and asked are you coding because I have an app idea.

    I said all I typed up was "yay"

    [–] [email protected] 41 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Did you then tell them "I use arch btw" and then get a confused question about architecture?

    [–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

    I had to because I had a sticker

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

    "It's pronounced Ark, short for Architecture. It's French."

    "Fuck off, Kyle."

    [–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

    I once had someone at school declare, "Oh shit, you're hacking stuff!". I forget exactly what I was doing at the moment, but I either had a Latex doc open in vim, or I had ncmpcpp open. Not nearly as exciting as whatever he was imagining.

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

    circular dependency detected

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

    Mine is paru!

    [–] [email protected] 64 points 5 months ago (1 children)

    I genuinely wonder how many government systems are vulnerable to being broken by someone issuing a command to update to the latest software version

    [–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

    Not as many now that governments have opened there eyes to cyber warfare

    [–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

    So we just need to infiltrate the governments and do the Kerrigan compiler thingy?

    [–] [email protected] 44 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    jokes on you, I made my dad switch to linux and he loves it

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

    My dad wanted chromeos for some Reason. Better then before i guess.

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

    Without the capitalization, I read ChromeOS as Chromeos and that made me think its the new hottest breakfast cereal.

    [–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

    what distro does he use?

    [–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

    Pipe that stuff into lolcat and you are hacking the government in gay :3

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    So I just learned this mere seconds ago messing around in the terminal because of this thread. You know toilet the big text program in the terminal that does kind of ascii art text? A major difference between it and figletis it can do colors, and there are two color presets guaranteed to be available. Try toilet "hello there" --gay

    [–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

    Neat. But lolcat has a better gradient

    [–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

    Aside from neat tricks, I have never ever used it for something productive... But they are still great commands to have fun!!

    [–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (3 children)
    [–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

    Most accurate. Gentoo users all still live in their parent's basements

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago
    [–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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    [–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

    hacks government

    Heheheheheh >:3

    [–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Imagine having to run two commands to upgrade your packages

    [–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)
    sudo apt update && apt upgrade
    

    Still one line!

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

    Well he said two commands, not lines :)

    [–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

    I like

    sudo nala upgrade -y
    

    Works well :-D

    [–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago (1 children)

    a reminder to hack the government?

    [–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

    Just don't hack too much time...

    [–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

    sudo apt install hollywood

    [–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

    I'm actually thinking of pranking my girlfriend some time by editing her bash aliases so that:

    alias update='sudo apt update && sudo apt upgrade -y && hollywood'

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

    It'll look the same to normies lol

    [–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

    Emerge -avUDN @world

    You now hack all the governments at once!

    (I didn't check the capitalization of the flags)

    [–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

    sudo pacman -Syu --noconfirm

    [–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago