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The only thing they fear is Tõnu.
If he's the cook they're doomed
Actually standing up, must have been a special occasion
I don't understand how he ended up becoming so fat and lazy.
Ego.
I’ve seen enough 80s action movies to know, if they piss him off, he’s gonna wipe out their whole flotilla.
To be fair, that's 62% of their army, the other guy lost a leg while wrestling a wild boar
Let's send the boar.
The boar is dead, head bitten off
Is this Marvel or DC?
Okay everybody, meet Trevor. Trevor is the newly assigned anti-pirate guy. Each ship Captain will have to wait for him to ride shotgun outbound, switch to an inbound ship, and ride back. That should settle down all this pirate nonsense. Any questions?
6 months later, not a pirate is to be found, dead or alive, and not a single ship taken. Meanwhile, none of the crews will talk about "Trevor". All they are willing to say is that "Trevor is a very very nice man, we were very happy to host him." Always spoken with a monotone 1000 yard stare.
And a quick change of subject, for some reason 🤷♂️
Wow, that's gotta be like 5x their standing army or something!
Tbf their army is kind of busy staring at Russia, which has directly threatened them
Jokes aaide, what happens if the soldier they sent has a power level above 5 and starts shooting ki blasts and deflecting bullets?
what happens if the soldier they sent has a power level above 5 and starts shooting ki blasts and deflecting bullets?
Dude no way they sent The Great Mr. Satan??
Dude would be a monster in real life
We laugh but this is not uncommon. I remember reading manpower contributions to the war in Afghanistan back in ‘17 and there were two Estonians and four Icelanders on the list. Hilarious when put next to the 10s of thousands of Americans.
Also not uncommon going the other way too. NATO countries will commonly station just a few soldiers in countries like Estonia. It's trip wire kind of thing, it means if Russia attacks that country then there will immediately be soldiers from many different NATO countries (even just a few soldiers each) fighting to defend the country on day one.
There's more than just a handful of soldiers from each NATO countries in the Baltic countries now to deter Russia from doing something stupid. And it doesn't make sense for Estonia to deploy a lot of their military to the Red Sea given the situation with Russia. So they send one soldier as a statement that they support the operation, they simply don't currently have the military resources to contribute significantly.
The tripwire concept applies here too, an attack on a ship that soldier is on is an attack on Estonia. Doubt that will deter the Houthis (they're psychos) but it's still a show of support.
Imagine needing 10s of thousands of soldiers when the Estonians can do it with 2.
Estonians are just built different
I wonder how the military units get organized when stuff like this happens, do the people from the tiny countries militaries just get told to go be part of a different military for awhile and follow those guy's orders? Do they get their own little tent and individual unique assignments from their home country?
Well generally everyone on joint bases like that reports to the base commander. There’s always a clear chain of command that transcends nations when it comes to NATO operations.
Also, I expect that most small detachments like that are just technical experts, not just straight infantry or anything lol