this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Picard wins overall best captain, but if the question is "crew rapport", I have to admit that Kirk did it better. He was buddy buddy with everyone and joked around with them as friends, while Picard kept a professional distance.

Hmm... that answer wasn't funny. So here's a gif:

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Thanks for the sincere answer. The straight VS seemed too easy. And I have to agree. Just look at them together:

Don't mind Spock. The rod hasn't been surgically removed yet.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (4 children)

This exists, making Picard the winner. All other arguments are invalid.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I take it back. This is also an acceptable argument.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

They work in tandem

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I see your perfect work of musical art, and raise with The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That's the greatest thing I've ever seen

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I have no idea why I clicked on your link, knowing exactly what it was. Then I clicked it and remembered. Such a banger.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Did he and Riker ever work together like this?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

He's nothing, if not self sufficient. But then that's not what we're here to argue.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

He beamed both of them into the wormhole then ascended already, it's a competition for second place now

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
  • Personable and friendly with crew
  • Harsh when he needs to be
  • Open to different religious beliefs
  • Lets his crew have a cool bar
  • Cool dad
  • Can live with it
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The only question

I ever thought was hard

Was do I like Kirk

Or do I like Picard?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Before Key & Peele, there were... Key, & Peele.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Take that Mr. Captain of a Ship With A Non-Detachable Saucer Section

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The evidence is starting to add up.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

If I keep saving all of these gifs I'm going to run out of storage. But... I can't just pass up gold like this.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe if Jim would fill out his reports

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Kirk doing reports?

not scientifically possible

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Should anyone feel so inclined:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago