They're only people when it's convenient for the voting/election rights of the rich people who own them.....so actually a lot like slaves.
this post was submitted on 10 Apr 2024
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Amen
whip crack
"Your name is X now!"
It's spelled X Æ A-12
fucking lol
Wait, anybody rich enough to take this to the Supreme Court for shits and giggles?
What about corporations that own other companies? Or merges/acquisitions (cannibalism)? Maybe we should take the whole corporations are people to the natural conclusion. It would at least make it interesting for a while.
Yes.
Who said they were people? I'm out of touch again aren't I
They're not people, they're cancer to society.