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I'm picking "Colonel" needs to be respelled to match how it's pronounced.

Try to pick a word no one else has picked. What word are you respelling?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nesscary

...Neccisary

.......Neseccary

Fuck it, it's now "Nesisary"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thou shalt spell the word "Pheonix" P-H-E-O-N-I-X, not P-H-O-E-N-I-X, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

"Arkansas" and "Kansas" are both from the Osage language, but the former passed through French on its way to English.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I just wish we spelled things in a more German-'esk' fashion. They use K more appropriately. Examples such as "panik" and "akkordeon" for accordion. I find their spelling to be more straightforward and sensical.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Might start an argument but:
GIF -> GHIF

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s actually pronounced β€œJIF”

It stands for the Jraphics Interchange Format

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Giraffics? πŸ¦’

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

In this thread, a lot of folks who would use their one wish to make the language better.

But I would change "their" to be spelled "the're" and pronounced "all'y'all's".

I hope I do grow up to be more like the rest of you, and make better choices, in the future.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Since Queue has already been posted: Quay. Now spelled Kee.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You and I pronounce 'quay' very differently.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

How do you pronounce it? I had some American tourists ask me for directions to the "kway" before. Only time I've ever heard a different pronunciation.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've always heard it pronounced kway... Is that wrong?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I can't say really. Where I live (Ireland) it's definitely pronounced "kee" but where you live "kway" might be correct. Fascinating stuff!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's wrong, even in the US.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's pronounced kway in a Pavement song.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It's pronounced "kaye" in a Pogues song, but songs aren't a good indication of pronunciation...poetic license reigns.

Hell, "reigns" is another candidate word.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Kumfirtubble

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I like this one because I instantly knew what word it was despite it having a brand new spelling. Almost like letters should have meanings.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

English orthography is awful. Hard "c" AND soft "c"? Are you crazy? How about that "k" that is already the hard c sound? It should be "kat" and "kar". And it only goes downhill from there (or their?!?).

We should clean it up someday. But we'll probably end up with LOL-WTF-speak.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Some of the low hanging fruit would just be to pick one pronunciation of "oo" and stick with it:

  • book
  • blood
  • floor
  • brooch
  • boot

The problem is that English has far more vowel sounds than vowels. And that's without even having certain sounds that are common in other languages like "ΓΌ".