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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Also, almost all of that is written in C, which is a successor to B, which is a simplified version of the Basic Combined Programming Language. There was never an A.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

And before Pidgin was named Pidgin, it was named GAIM, which was short for GTK AIM, which was short for GIMP toolkit AOL IM, which was short for GNU Image Manipulation Program toolkit America Online Instant Messenger, which was short for GNU's Not Unix Image Manipulation Program toolkit America Online Instant Messenger and it never ends.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 8 months ago

Does anyone still use pidgin in 2024 even?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

TIL Wayland is named after a town

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I always thought it was the corp from the Alien series. 🤓

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (2 children)

so is dracut and weston.

i think that naming software after towns in Massachusetts is somekind of red hat in-joke.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Openstack releases are named after the nearest town to conference that matches the next series in the alphabet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (2 children)

It's even neater. The name of towns/cites cannot be trademarked. The safest thing you can do when naming a project is naming it after a town so you don't run into legal troubles in the future.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Who's going to take this as legal advice and name a project Apple?

https://maps.app.goo.gl/15sDygDQWBd8J9kUA

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

You can eventually trademark once you get big enough. As with all things law it's a bit tricky. However, the default is that geographic locations aren't trademarkable.

For further reading on when you can trademark.

https://www.yospinlaw.com/2016/06/15/trademark-on-a-geographical-location

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Wait why didn't they keep unpacking the recursive acronym further? GNU's Not Unix's Not Unix's Not Unix's Not Unix I'd say that's a pretty good amount although if there's a mathematical way of formulating the unpacking of acronyms in a text I'd like to see the that repeated until infinity.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

i tried that and the stack overflowed

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

im almost sad that its linux that became the dominating open source kernel instead of "GNU's Not Unix! Hird of Unix-Replacing Daemons"
(hird stands for "Hurd of Interfaces Representing Depth")

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

"GNU is Not Unix Image Manipulation Program Tool Kit" is still a better name for GTK than "GIMP ToolKit".

It's a name that will definitely raise some eyebrows in the less technically inclined circles. (and maybe a few "Pulp Fiction" references about "bring out the gimp")

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

All these years I thought GTK stands for Gnome Tool Kit...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

It's pretty common for people to think that, since the GNOME Foundation adopted it. It was originally created for GIMP though - the developer didn't like Motif so they built their own replacement for it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

With just little bit of formatting, it would communicate the information infinitely better. Why don't people make the minimal effort, once, when not doing leads to each and everyone having to figure out what the fuck it's actually trying to say.

Apologies. I'm grumpy after a three hour meeting.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

the real problem is this sentence contains no formatting no punctuation and no capitalization it must be a failure of our public education system in america that kid dont get the proper education they need in this day and age to use proper gramer and formatting where needed i bet most of you cant tell me the proper time to use a semicolon vs using a colon and thats ok because i dont either i do try my best to put it in the right place sometimes looking it up and failing to understand comas are also frequently used to much by people im sure your not alone in this assumption it could also be that english is hard and schools spend more time teaching us to consume and parse english rather than a balance of both reading comprehension and writing skills

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The two hardest problems in computer science are cache invalidation, naming things, and off by one errors.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

A recent video I watched by Stand Up Maths about an off by one error 1200 years in the making:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAdmpAZTH_M

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

disappointed cricket fan meme with CDE logo

(before it was Kool, KDE was a reference to CDE, the Common Desktop Environment)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

The logo looks like an ASCII butt.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Not gonna lie, took me a moment of thinking and waiting for a search engine to load before I realized Kool Desktop Environment is just KDE...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I always thought the K in KDE just stood for KDE.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

KDE stands for KDE is not a Desktop Environment.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (2 children)

While looking it up, I'm pretty sure I read that Kool Desktop Environment was changed to K Desktop Environment. Either way, it's absolutely Konfusing regardless of how you slice it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Konfusing? Everything is krystal klear in KDE, or you kan make it opaque, too, as all konfigurations are exposed for maximum kustomization

[–] [email protected] -1 points 8 months ago

Originally, it had no meaning. It was just the letter K. There are attempts to rewrite history, give it some purpose, but no.