this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2023
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[โ€“] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Pop lid, squeeze before closing lid, then shake. Ensures that pressure won't build up as ketchup warms.

[โ€“] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can you imagine if dicks farted like that when cum was coming out?

Iโ€™m actually laughing out loud picturing this and iโ€™m not gonna explain why to my coworkers

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When you get old and you just get a cough of dry dusty's

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It puffs out in a cloud, like talc.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i more of a yellow mustard person, but same issue, first squirt goes to the sink

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Lower water activity reduces bacteria.

Not sure about flavour/texture however.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We call is pre-ketchup in our family

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Thanks. I hate it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Time to make my own ketchup. With dried chilis, and MSG.

Edit: I did, and it's fabulous

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Good choice.