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[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I work at a DMV. I have seen 10 yr old cards shredded to shit and 80 year cards in near mint condition. If great grandpappy can do it, yall can too.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

back in high school I stuck mine in a hard plastic card case. Wherever it is now that I lost it, should at least be in good shape almost 30 years later.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (10 children)

don't you americans have plastic version's also, or did i get it wrong?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (14 children)

I understand social security to mean paying into a state pension, a national healthcare service, and provision of education.

What does social security mean in the American context?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Depends on who you ask. For millennials and younger, it means paying lots of money into a service that will be dissolved before we get to tap into it.

It's also a number that's supposed to be kept secure or something, but applying for pretty much anything requires you to provide it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Yeah, it became a sort of federal identification since the US government didn't want to make a federal ID and now we are stuck with a much more inferior system than if they just did anything. Since everyone got a SS card it became the de facto ID.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

“This single plain-text string of characters defines your entire identity in the eyes of the government, creditors, health care, everything. Good luck keep it safe!”

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I've had mine laminated for almost fifty years.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Your SS card doesn't look a day over 40. <3

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