this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yes, he practices CBT: Combat & Battle Therapy

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Does CBT cure PTSD, or does it cause PTSD?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At least its not the other kind of CBT

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I tried rubbing CBT oil on my feet to help with my anxiety. I couldn't walk right and was peeing blood for weeks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I paid someone to beat my C and Bs with a hammer for two hours once.

Worth it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

LOL

It's a joke, right?

... Right?

The only CBT i enjoyed a lot, was a grindcore band named "Cock and Ball Torture" in the early 2000s. They were great. Their first album "Cocktales" is wild.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I believe you.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A Klingon is the only counsellor with the relevant experience to treat O'Brien

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Klingon runs out crying like a little girl.

"I came to counsel him and instead he counselled me! ..... puts his hands to his face mwahhhhhhh"

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

DS9 would be at 699.94% efficiency with this crew!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah, but they'd have to deal with a 3,556.23% increase in irish drinking songs.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I hear he's partial to an old Earth ditty called "Louie Louie"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

How is that a problem?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Until someone needed to speak to the counselor.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You don't speak to the councilor

you fight him

It sounds like it wouldn't be very effective, but he manages to make it quite therapeutic

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"We will do glorious battle with your issues and insecurities! Today is a good day to cry!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I really want this line in Lower Decks. It would fit right in.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine if we used EMH tech to put him on every ship- THAT would improve the fleet unquestionably.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That would achieve the unheard-of 100% fleetwide efficiency. Not even the Q Continuum could stop Starfleet

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"To boldy go where no Holo-O'brien has gone before."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I'd watch 7 seasons of this

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wish there was a series with Colm as Captain O'Brien! But he was in Star Trek from the TNG pilot up to the DS9 finale, I imagine he was sick of it once that finished up.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

In order for O'Brien to become a Captain he would have had to become a commissioned officer instead of an enlistedman, and you just know he'd never do that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It'd mean having to dress up on those awful formal uniforms.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Doesn’t have to be Federation. He could be a captain of his own ship.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

That's it, I want a klingon counselor on lower decks.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Honor to your union

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Who's the transporter chief?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Surely Garak should be included as the ship's tailor

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I don’t know if he can trust Bashir, he lost William B Travis.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd take the EMH over Bashir any day of the week.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I want an EMH!

We have an EMH at home!

EMH at home

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

They should have stuck with the Bashir model, genetic engineering or no.