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What is the dumbest reason to kill somebody? (midwest.social)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (9 children)

In what circumstances would you consider murder a smart choice?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Maybe in some instances of self-defence?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Because they had to turn around in your driveway

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

They diss your mom in a COD lobby. (Happened IRL)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Out of anger at someone roundabout predicting you will kill them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The entire motivation of the bad guy in Madame Web is that he saw the heroes killing him in a dream so he wants to kill them first...

The only reason they want to kill him is because he keeps fucking attacking them...

That movie is so fucking stupid

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

You went to sleep in the driver’s seat of a vehicle at a festival, hit the parking brake with your unconscious hand, and rolled over a tent with somebody in it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Turkey bacon

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Having or not having a moustache

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Driving drunk.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Boredom.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

My favourites are killing refs for making bad calls, or killing other parents because their kid did something in a game

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I didn't like the way he looked at me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

On accident. Oops. Damn. Sorry! Fuck now you're dead and everyone's sad/mad and I'll be in prison the rest of my life. Dammit 😭

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Some guy once killed a man over a beanie baby

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (18 children)

There is no good reason to kill. Only bad excuses

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

For entertainment.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Iraq accepting Euros for their oil.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

You could watch a documentary about serial killers or check current wars, it's full or dumb reasons to kill other people.

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