This is tricky.
If he turns around he can't see them, and they might catch his movement.
But if he stays he's going to pick up a dangerous fetish.
this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2024
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Fun fact. Lions mate around every 15 minutes for like a week while the lioness is in heat. Each session only lasts for like 20s. That guy is going to collapse and snooze for a few, and then get right back on her a few minutes later. That zebra is safe enough unless her sisters get jealous.
And the lion doesn't eat anything for a week because he's too busy fucking & sleeping?
Big carnivores don't eat often. Going a week without food is totally normal.
Nature be FrEaKy
Hey, that reminds me of an equally black and white creature.