Thing 1: “Sweetie, did you pack the camping throw pillows?”
Thing 2: “No”
Thing 1: “Did you pack the oriental rug?”
Thing 2: “No”
Thing 1: “Where is the camping banner we hang in our camping doorway?”
Thing 2: “I have no idea”
Thing 1: “You haven’t packed a single thing for our camping trip!”
Thing 2: “Of course not, the camp concierge, camp valet, and camp bellhop handle such things. Now please, you are disturbing my authentic Tibetan Champagne Colonic”