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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

9 minutes before the alarm looks the same as two hours after the alarm

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

An hour after my shift starts 😭😭😭

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You probably need exercise my dude

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Yeah I slept like a baby while I was exercising, now I stopped I'm getting some weird ass sleep pattern issues

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Gyms do nothing for sleep apnea.

Go to a sleep specialist if you really can't sleep.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Caffeine keeping you awake at night forcing you to consume large quantities of caffeine to get through the day.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Sounds like me ever since I took a break from smoking weed .

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I woke up to pee at 2am 2 days ago and my body decided that is the new wake up time ever since. Literally was up for 4 minutes and went back to sleep. Now it's like Patrick, OH BOY 2am!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Embrace the early bird life, it's incredibly rewarding. Go to bed at 8

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Embrace the early bird life, it’s incredibly rewarding.

Lies.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

This is every Monday morning.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Stop fighting your body and find a night job.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah, every now and then I have a weird night where I can't fall asleep. By the time I'm sleepy enough, it's already too late

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I FUCKING LOVE POINTLESS MIDNIGHT ANXIETY! ISN'T IT SO FUNNY HOW BEING HOME ALONE CAN BE SO COMFORTABLE UNTIL IT'S 1AM AND YOUR PARTNER IS SLEEPING NEXT TO YOU AND YOU GET A COMPLETELY NONSENSICAL FEELING OF DREAD THAT YOU WOULD BE THE ONLY ONE TO NOTICE IF THERE WAS A BREA-IN? HAHAHA HA SO FUNNY THANKS ANXIETY!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

fuck nighttime. i love having a good day then once the sun sets feeling empty and alone and pure dread for the next day. so so sick of it nothing helps

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Last night 100%

It's my dog though. He sleeps between my wife and I but gets up against me and uses his stubby little legs to try to push me off the bed. I re-adjust and then so does he and the process starts all over.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Only when I don't watch my coffee consumption or stop exercising.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Just set your alarm to 11:9pm 4head

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That only happens when I've been on vacation for a week or two.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Literally me last night/this morning. Luckily I'm not working right now, but I've been taking 30 mg of Adderall for the past few days in order to get shit done. I was able to knock myself at 2 am, but then woke up at 6 and couldn't fall back asleep. I took 30 mg of melatonin and 75 mg of Benadryl at 9 am, it finally kicked in around 10:30 am. My alarm went off at 1 PM, I finally got up at like 1:45 pm.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 1 year ago

yeah don't go to bed at 11 pm when you're still full of energy