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I was told there would be relaxing (lemmy.stuart.fun)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I hope they didn't drown.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fortunately we've foiled their attempts so far. And we have a net for when it's not in use so I feel good about our chances.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Isn’t that how dolphins drown?

[–] [email protected] 46 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We've asked the dolphins kindly to use another pool and I think they've reluctantly agreed due to the danger.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm really glad you and the dolphins were able to come to a mutual understanding

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He gave them fish, they're always thankful for that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

They'll never leave us, thanking us for the fish right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I hope they did.

Ungrateful brats.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

certainly they would save lots of future money for hot tub upgrades and future time for hot tub relaxing if the kids drowned themselves in said hot tub

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Hot Tub DINK Machine