this post was submitted on 03 Mar 2024
515 points (96.6% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

26803 readers
2851 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
(page 3) 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Bullets and gun

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

motorcycle and spices. The motorcycle can be broken down for many useful parts with good-quality metal.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Magic is real? Fuck, just use magic!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

The moog and the weed pen. I'll travel the countryside showing people analog synthesis and getting them mega high (they have medieval tolerance levels) until those 5 carts run out

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

That amount of spice is not gonna make you rich. You need to fill a ship's hold and cross the world.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Dab pen and LSD, I'm gonna have a great fucking time

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

The Moog and the (for sake of argument, diesel) Motorbike. As long as the moog doesn’t lose its magical power powers if you disassemble it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I pick F91w and motorcycle, just cause they're things I want lol. Love my f91w

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Hell yes, the Moog and the Casio. Idk what my plan is but it'll be an adventure

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

dab pen all i need baby

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I'll bring the warheads to give peasants a mental breakdown, and the laser pointer to fuck with medieval cats.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Can I take a dab pen with 10 carts?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Good chance the upper class were already familiar with the spices. The LSD and Warheads candy on the other hand...

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Give me 10 big ol' jars of saffron and the motorbike. I'll convert it to run on alcohol or woodgas in a sidecar.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I choose unlimited wishes, take that genie

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

dab pen and the warheads, please.

I'll get wicked high and make people eat them for my amusement. They'll be soooo wrecked.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

I would like a gun, but not that gun. Gunpowder has been around a long time. Something simple and robust with a long barrel like a mosin could be modified to work as a rifled flintlock if cased ammunition is too hard to replicate. People made some pretty intricate metalwork though, if you happen to be in a place near a jeweler, you might be able to get some cases made.

Maybe have a blacksmith reverse engineer a rifle, get some folks behind you and overthrow some lords. Kill the old money, set up a government for the people, keep manufacturing as many simple rifles as possible, sail to america and give them to the natives and tell them to shoot at boats before they get too close.

Problem is, I don't speak any of the useful languages. So maybe the Moog and ten bottles of cinnamon would be better. At least I could entertain myself until I die of dysentery.

Motorcycle and Moog. The motorcycle will take me to a forest, and then the parts can be useful for making sharp stuff or tying things or starting fires and I'll just camp forever and play rad tunes. Make a cart with the motorcycle wheels to carry animals or foraged supplies, build a cabin and just tinker forever.

Might get lonely out there. Should probably try to pick up chicks before my hog runs outta crank.

Edit: wait how do I carry a keyboard on a motorcycle

load more comments (3 replies)
load more comments
view more: ‹ prev next ›