Where do these mushy straws reside? I'm not one to get fast food or go to restaurants very often but it's always plastic.
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In California. I carry around a silicone straw all the time now because I want a straw that fucking works at being a straw.
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Don’t use a straw at all; it’s less waste and more convenient
Name one time we solved a systemic problem through individual action. You solve systemic problems with systemic solutions.
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You're going to need another set of landing gear if your hull strength is going to survive the next grav jump buddy
I don't even want a straw, I prefer drinking from the side of the cup and save the environment even a little more bringing my own fave cup and asking for no straw!
And yes, billionaires really do go brrr while I do all this
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