this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

In case of danger, the body can retract the testicles closer to, or sometimes even into the body. You're feeling that muscle tense.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Submasturbiosis - very common with young people who don’t jerk it enough. The treatment is quite simple and obvious.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it's not often i get to see google have literally 0 results for a word i looked up

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Because Anon is a philistine. It should clearly be hypomasturbiosis.