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[–] [email protected] 56 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 76 points 8 months ago (2 children)

You mean Cortana which was a rebrand of Clippy.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

Marketing people at MS:
What should we name this virtual assistant? How about Cortana? What’s a Cortana? It’s that assistant from Halo, it’s like Clippy but with boobs.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Clippy never had a voice and tbh the one that comes to mind for him is not very easy on the ears. Like downpitched spongebob.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Clippy’s voice is the shrieks of bending metal, but on too small a scale to be heard by human ears.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I wish we got Clippy with boobs, id even settle for a Bonzi Buddy with boobs.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Best I can do is your chest with boobs

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

it's worth it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Fun fact: Cortana is named after a French sword

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What’s the Pillar of Autumn named after?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Some dude named Autumn's dick

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

It's Foe-hammer. Named after some bearded weirdo's elven sword.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Cortanas boobs got nerfed in the later games

[–] [email protected] 54 points 8 months ago

What a time to be alive.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago

Seems like they've "over hired" in marketing.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

As a Google Workspace user, I recommend going off the grid somewhere streetview can't find you...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Why does Google charge more to enterprise users and why do they bother to pay for that?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Enterprises usually need/want additional features, customizations or guarantees, like for example:

  • integration of a Single Sign-On system
  • on-premise hosting
  • Service-Level Agreement for the availability of the service
[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

A good place to leave this:

https://sso.tax/

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Businesses pay for software with support

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What the fuck does Google know about support? They've never supported anything.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Not the stuff us plebs use for free, businesses tend to have support contracts

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Enterprise can afford more than individuals and all businesses always find a way to make enterprise customers pay more.

For example when you buy a plane ticket, it's much cheaper if you have a weekend between your onward and outward trip. Because business travelers will travel during the week.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

this is incredible common. in software offerings, an enterprise account per user can be twice or more the price of an “individual one”. eg. an individual intelliJ license is 200€ for the first year and 600€ for the enterprise one