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[–] [email protected] 194 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (10 children)

Honestly, fuck diamonds in general. Normalize jewelry with unnatural laboratory gems. The old gems are boring, bring on the synthetic glowy gems.

Edit: damn, you can get chunks of reject sapphire made for F35 fighter jet windows on their new store. They've got some pieces over 1kg.

[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 year ago

Diamonds are great....

...as tools in the hands of the working class.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My wedding ring was 30 dollars on Etsy. It has just as much meaning as a 10k diamond to me.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mine was literally a piece of stainless Steel my mate turned into a ring. Even made me spares, love them.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I got my wife her dream ring with synthetic stones. Her idea.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I am interested in purchasing a glow in the dark wedding ring

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[–] [email protected] 146 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please Gen Z, finish killing this Industry off.

[–] [email protected] 114 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Trust us we are. It's not like we can afford them anyway

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

And even if we could, why buy some stone to wear if one could buy 10l gas for the same price?

[–] [email protected] 107 points 1 year ago (7 children)

My nightmare of a previous boss called my moissanite engagement ring "cheap" and "trashy," and treated us to a 30-minute speech about how if it's not "real" diamond, it doesn't count.

I hope sucking down those Marlboro blacks takes care of that problem of a woman sooner, rather than later, and in the meantime the gorgeous rainbow sparkle of my pretty ring is made all the more beautiful for the complete lack of child slavery that went into making it!

... I also just realized that horrible harridan didn't have an engagement ring, or even a boyfriend, and now some things make sense.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We all have these people in our jobs, don’t we? I‘m practicing to engage them with a therapist rn. Have been through abuse when I was young and they love to dump on me. My new goal is to pin a notice on my wall that I get for telling the next bully where to stick it (in public). Lets see how that goes.

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[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The diamond industry sucks don't get me wrong. But the real culpurists are the dumbfuck diamond buyers.

My friend is a diamond salesperson and told me a story about one of their customers. They were looking at different pieces and the customer kept asking about the purity of the diamonds in the piece. Whenever my friend said it's "SI," the customer would be visibly disappointed and would ask for "VS" or "VVS" which are purer. My friend then got annoyed a bit and told the customer that purity doesn't matter once you reach "SI" since the impurities are not really visible by the naked eye. He even showed the customer 2 pieces with one looking 10 times better than the other but has SI diamonds and the non-pretty piece has VS diamonds. He asked the customer to tell him which is which and the customer wrongly said the SI one was more pure. Even after he revealed his ruse and showed that purity doesn't matter much, the customer kept asking for more pure pieces as if nothing happened.

These "people" literallly are willingly being lied to, and they like it. If a diamond buyer saw a piece, told you they love it, told you they would buy it, then you told them it's a synthetic, they would be disgusted. It's bullshit from all sides and they deserve eachother.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like the high-end buyer's don't care about how much they like their possessions, they care about how expensive their possessions sound when described to others. They couldn't tell that the SI was less pure, but they knew they couldn't describe it to their friends as the purest, so they didn't care.

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But if you don’t buy her a real blood diamond how will she know that you love her enough to support slave labor?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

I have prime.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Look up moissanite. It’s literally the cheaper, superior diamond. The fact that it exists just goes to show how inflated the diamond market is

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Saw a story about a wedding ring where instead of a diamond the ring was jeweled with the couple's birth stones fit together into the shape of a heart, which honestly I think is WAY better and probably WAY cheaper too.

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If your significant other would be upset with a brass ring for an engagement ring, I don't pity the misery that will be both of your lives.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Depends if it turned her finger green or not.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yeah brass wouldn’t work as brass polishing sucks. I’ve had to spend hours every year polishing the brass pots at my grandparents place. Never again.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Opals are the superior stone and they actually look awsome. Transparent glass like stones are so boring. They are also much cheaper and not harvested with child labor.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Opals are soft as hell. Not really a diamond replacement.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Kimberley certification process for diamonds has been entirely co-opted and no longer serves the purpose of ensuring you are not buying blood diamonds. All the NGOs that matter have already walked away considering it a lost cause.

If you buy natural diamonds, there is a good chance you are supporting criminal enterprise and warlords.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

You're getting ripped off, too. The price is artificially inflated, because it's controlled by a cartel.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Technically man-made diamonds are also the diamond industry.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (6 children)

My gf asked me to not give her a ring when I'll propose, but a zweihander instead :D

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh hey, I love you very much so here, I will give you a a rock. It's on a metal hoop, and that makes you my property. No, we are not penguins.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Penguins don't own property, silly

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (8 children)

I got my wife a moissanite ring. Looks great and just about as strong as diamond. It is time to use advertisements as guide what not to buy.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Blood diamonds "the suffering makes them special!"

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

we can achive what the earth can in a matter of months or we can chuck kids in a pit ...humanity chose

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

has anyone else been getting tons of ads (on streaming services mostly) literally about this? i keep getting these ads about how you should only purchase natural diamonds because only they matter or something and put some pretty woman in the ad to convince you. it's pretty disgusting to make a commercial promoting diamonds stolen from the global south and brushing off synthetic diamonds even if they are literally the exact same rock.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

But it's the dried up blood from the child slaves that dug them that make diamonds so pretty!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If a woman won't marry you without a diamond ring, she's not worth your time. Get her zero jewelry and if she stays with you, she's a keeper.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

You spelled Diamond Mafia wrong.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I bet they are selling real diamonds as lab diamonds.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Naw, synthetic diamonds are cheaper, there's no point selling natural ones and pretending they're synthetic.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Quality synthetic diamonds are still bloody expensive.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The DeBeers grift is a constant reminder that if space billionaires actually did start reeling in asteroids to mine, that wealth is not going to magically bring post-scarcity the way space bazingas dream that it will. It would be more hoarded resources and a lot more pollution to push out of whatever those resources get made into for profit.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They look tacky as shit regardless of whether they are mined, synthesized or fake.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

No, no, they are just earning less.

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