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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 year ago (6 children)

This is horrible. I can still hear his teeth on the cement, and I haven't watched that movie in decades.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

When I think back, it's like he killed him anyway, so given the choice, I'd just let the guy shoot me.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kinda glad I have forgotten 99% of that film after having to watch it for school.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Wild, I cannot imagine school showing that

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Yeah that little sound effect of teeth scraping cement before it happens, omg

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Yep, me too. Ugh. So hard to take and I'll never forget it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What movie, I can't fucking remember but I have that scene imprinted to my mind

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

American History X

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So sad, and this is just one of many examples of rampant koopaphobia. We need to vote Peach out of office and elect Bowser to put an end to these hate crimes.

#KoopaLivesMatter

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why doesn't Bowser, the larger of the two candidates, simply kidnap and marry Peach?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Because that would upset his boyfriend Luigi.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I am pretty sure that a princess is not an elected position.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Tell that to George Lucas.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

But on meth it is.

#OnlyOnce

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

Super Mario History X

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Man, what is Mario going to do? Shoot him?

That's always been my question about this method of torture/execution. You die painfully or If you survive, you are maimed pretty good, and life will suck.

And it's often done at gunpoint? Like give me the bullet dammit

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I mean, maybe, but when you are in fear for your life, you may not be able to make that rational calculation.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah if they can know how to use it. This video is at the timepoint after he had shot the person several times at range (disturbing nsfw violence video) https://youtu.be/Id9pd8zfQcs?t=772 Now im scared as heaven to get shot....By someone incompetent!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

We're so hung up on this notion that we have some obligation to help the struggling Koopa Troopa, you know. Cut him some slack until he can overcome these historical injustices. It's crap. I mean, Christ, King Koopa freed the Troopas, like, what? 130 years ago. How long does it take to get your act together?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

fake news, turtles dont have teeth

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

This is the one. This one got me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

"Now I fukka da princess!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's what you get, if you do what some rando in a Supermario costume tells you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You try to steal my father's truck?!