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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

So there's this Rick and Morty episode (s05e04)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

That came out ages after this became a thing.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

fellated by a machine like a cow being milked

lmao, sign me up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Stops automaticly at 10 liters

[–] [email protected] 12 points 17 hours ago

In case you’re a dude who never used a good sex toy, this is kinda accurate

[–] [email protected] 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Imagine being the person whose job it is to clean this thing afterward. "Capitalist innovation" my ass.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 16 hours ago

Even better, this is Chinese communist capitalism!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 17 hours ago (6 children)

Woman here asking anyone with a penis and hands: does this machine look like something you'd prefer to your own hands? I'm just trying to understand the mindset here, not judging.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Hands are great but male sex toys are pretty good too.

If you have used a vibrator vs your fingers I imagine it's kind of similar.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

It looks horrific to me. Like a film prop from Cronenberg or Lynch. I think it's the mix of mechanical motion, a material that reminds me of Jean Jacket's stomach from Nope, and a structure like a severely prolapsed rectum. No way could I get off in this thing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

I mean that's roughly equivalent to my reaction to 99% of what's on Bad Dragon.

People are weird, they get weirder with the lights off.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

This is close to my gut reaction too but I never had a penis so, I felt curious about other opinions.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago

Woman here with a penis and hands:

It could be good? It seems to be vibrating, which my hands can't do and I enjoy from my sex toys. Then the obvious in and out motion, as long as everything is lubricated, seems pleasurable too. Idk if you'd be able to use lube for a sperm donation though, I was told not to when I was getting my swimmers frozen. Maybe it'd be fine without lube though, if its somewhat flexy and not too tight.

Hope this helps.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

Absolutely.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago

My best guess is its for disabled people. Not having hands would really impact the ability to jerk off.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

Looks like a sex toy, probably feels great tbh

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

They should make a mechanical succubus/incubus as a solution to the lowering birth rates.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

Maybe once AGI is released and decides to retire the human race.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

wat

You really think a decrease in birth rates is mostly because people don't have fantasy species to fuck? How about planned parenthood, struggles finding partners, and the always increasing costs of living? Just to name a few

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Best I can do is repeal child labor laws, take away their school lunches, and berate everyone on government assistance for just not "wanting it" enough.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago

Well the mechanical succubus/incubus solves one of those three problems.