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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Centrist Dems will take him back and anoint him as the leader of the Resistance in a New York minute, if doing so will keep AOC on the margins.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Oh I fully expect the DNC to try to rehabilitate him

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Well.... there is that bit where his companies now have all of the data they were able to loot from the Federal departments he ruined.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Has absolutely nothing to show for it

But is still the richest person in the world

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Which is the worst part of it. Being so rich you can do a royal, life ruining fuckup and still be on top.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's hilarious that 4D chess is now for dummies and we're on to 5D chess.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

5d chess. In the same way as putin plays it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Why do you keep hitting yourself?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He got lucky

His luck ran out

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Unfortunately at the end of the day people like this will still be rich and not have to worry about the problems the rest of us do.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

His companies go under, satellites fall from the sky.

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