All of the "nothing ever happens" people need to literally touch grass. Shit like this happens all of the time in major cities.
Funny
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I thought it was pretty believable up until the fist bump. That part has "and then everyone clapped" energy. I wouldn't be surprised if the rest of the story is true.
Fair enough...
Then everyone clapped
I'll take shit that never happened for $200
Nothing ever happens.
Still pretty funny.
The humor comes from absurdity. Knowing that it's made up greatly decreases the absurdity.
I'm an absurdist first when it comes to comedy. I still thought this was funny. I can get to the end and understand that it probably wasn't real while still enjoying the story. Source: will joke about punching a baby for the hell of it. Or a nun punching a baby.
I like hearing a multi-cultural joke that isn't racist except towards U.S. Americans
So do you skip movies unless they're documentaries? It's OK for people to like fiction even if you don't.
I skip shitty, low quality fiction, yeah.
I never said it wasn't ok for you to like it. I don't judge people. I just judge jokes, and this is a sucky joke.
I want to believe poster, but it's a nun and a giant Armenian man slyly fistbumping
Then everyone clapped
and then albert einstein clapped and started praying as well
I love it when he does that
Lmfao I hate you 🤣🤣🤣
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Sounds fake.
Thathappened.txt
Yeah, construction dude was from Azerbaijan instead, but that's hard to spell.
As someone on vacation, with a fanny pack, I am offended.
Deadass, no cap!