According to internet lore, the man must reciprocate with a wheel of cheese.
this post was submitted on 30 May 2025
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Ah refugee of reddit, well met.
Mine gave me eggs from her chickens. This is the moment you realize you've won the lottery.
There are some sweet people in the world.
Fresh eggs? Hot damn. One day I hope to have chickens!
Marry her
She is a keeper!
Wow! The only thing missing is a meme!
Squinted at those tomatoes assuming it was Loss somehow....
Oh god man, get some help
If only. Some day...
Just walk up to a girl and give her a nice rock you found on the beach. Magic might happen
Can confirm. When i first met my fiance, i gave her a tea box that i filled with pretty rocks, shells, pinecones etc. that i had found and enjoyed. We spent basically every day together for a month, but i already had a move planned and after i moved we drifted apart. Saw eachother maybe once every couple years as friends, and we both had other relationships. Then 6 years later we both got out of long relationships at the same time, ended up reconnecting, and basically immediately moved in together. She still had the box. Now we've lived together for 5 years and are getting married soon. Girls like pretty things that you find on the ground, and they like it even more when those pretty things make you think of her.
Same energy, equally as thoughtful, and both very nice gestures.
A 12 kg cheese required anywhere from 150 to 200 liters of milk (same in quarts for the metric impaired). Just think of the amount of work it takes to milk all that, boil, curdle, culture, skim, and cure for what looks like at least 3 months. These things sell for several hundreds of dollars, and I'm not sure it's fair to the farmer. He is in love and went for the big guns.
He'd obviously read up on 17th century witchcraft. It is well known that you may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese.
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I believe the correct thing to do is bring her some cheese. The nice stuff. Either a nicely aged cheddar or bocconcini. Add a potted basil plant to signal intent for a lasting relationship. T never fails
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I mean, it works in Stardew Valley, so why not real life?
It's as simple as you make it.
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