Spider-bros are the best. I hope one day I can have a trained jumping spider sidekick on my shoulder.
this post was submitted on 23 May 2025
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I know I have hidden spider bros because I haven't seen a single insect in my apartment in several years.
It's just the fact that I haven't seen any spiders in a while that makes me worried that I'm gonna lift something off the floor and see thousands of them or some shit lol
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Basically the Yukihiro Takahashi song “Grand Espoir”