Lucy
Itβs entertaining as all hell. It doesnβt pretend to be anything more, so I donβt understand the hate it gets. Just turn off your brain, and have some fun. Itβs not supposed to be hard sci-fi.
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Lucy
Itβs entertaining as all hell. It doesnβt pretend to be anything more, so I donβt understand the hate it gets. Just turn off your brain, and have some fun. Itβs not supposed to be hard sci-fi.
it gets hate because itβs all based on a long ago debunked urban legend about brain % usageβ¦ and made the legend growβ¦.
Since when do we hold action movies to that kind of standard?
Jurassic World. Just give me 90 minutes of dino mutants fighting, I don't give a shit about Chris Pratt nor some random kids.
+1 for I do not give a shit about Chris Pratt
He'll never be my Mario.
The ideas behind They Live are fascinating and deserved better treatment than a 20-minute alley fight about sunglasses.
Equilibrium
The gun fights were weird but fun, and his redemption arc was self-indulgent at best. But yes, very cool 1984 concept and sone pretty stunning visual action scenes
The Last Jedi. Bombers in zero gravity but it's Star Wars, you continue to watch no matter what.
Lol, never watched it, I don't like Star Wars. But I just watched that scene on youtube. Lol, like they'd intentionally tried to have the worst take on physics.
Downsizing
First 20 minutes (give or take) seemed like a solid start. But then they did absolutely nothing with the concept.
The original Purge. I thought all the background stuff and setting were super interesting, but the film itself was a generic home invasion movie. The sequel expanded on all the stuff I was interested in, though.
CATS
Cats is not a complicated musical. All they had to do was animate it and get actual voice actors/singers. I've seen sketches for what I think was a Tim Burton sketch, and that would have been a million times better. I don't know who looked at Cat's and was like, "Yup, we need CGI." It looks horrendous and sounds bad more often than not. The musical is already pretty out there, how much more fun would that movie had been if we had animators working on it. The creative visuals, colors, motifs. Not to mention a cat is a wonderfully complex animal to animate just because of how they move. That movie could have been a visual delight in part with the Spiderman movies if they let it, but noooooo. Let's make a nightmare.
I agree with all the other people in this thread mentioning 'In Time'. It had such a great premise, and I didn't even hate the execution, but it was mediocre. It was like they went 50% of the way to a flawless execution and just said "fuck it, that's good enough". The concept has a lot of elements to explore, like classism, labor exploitation, human rights, even free will to a point... A movie just isn't the right vehicle for that story. It needs to be a series. Done right, you could explore all that while having an overarching plotline, and still have your weekly subplots and B stories. That would give the story time to fully develop the romantic connection between the poor guy who comes into a bunch of time, and the rich girl who empathizes with him. That romance felt incredibly rushed in the movie, but you could build it up over a whole season in a show.
I also want to mention another movie that I'm not sure belongs here. It's not a bad movie, nor do I think the execution was mediocre, but for the life of me I can't figure out why it didn't do better. That movie is called 'Push', with Chris Evans and Dakota Fanning. I just watched it again the other night, and I freaking love it. The concept isn't that amazing or original, but the way they present it is great. There isn't a ton of exposition or world-building. They kinda just drop you in and let you figure it out, and I really like that. Evans and Fanning have great onscreen chemistry, and Djimon Honsou is a perfect bad guy. This is another one where I think it would make a great series, even though I think the movie was done really well. It's just kind of a perfect mid-budget sci-fi action movie, and we don't seem to get those anymore.
Cabin in the woods
Cabin in the Woods is fine art.
10/10 Premise 10/10 Execution
I'm helping my teenager get through all the horror tropes so we can watch Cabin in the Woods together.
Hot take.
I loved cabin in the woods!
Yeah, I don't think anybody actually thought it was a bad movie. The real hot take is saying it was.
I'm asking you politely but firmly to leave
I feel like it would've been a little better if they held off on the reveal that it was staged for a bit, but it's been ages since I've seen it. I remember enjoying it though.
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets. Amazing world building and visuals that was destroyed by terrible casting and wooden acting.
The Cube.
Most people saw it as an average horror movie where a bunch of people try to get out of a giant torture box. But there was a pivotal scene that stuck with me where one of the prisoners realizes he helped build part of it. The whole thing wasn't some intentional torture device but just a bunch of people doing their day jobs that were lost in a bureaucracy not ever questioning what their work was creating.
A stark reflection of society and the systems we create and the dangers of not ever looking at the bigger picture.
Of course they proceeded to shit all over this idea in Cube2 where it ended up being just another evil government experiment.
I think the execution was amazingly well done. It's one of the best character driven horror-thrillers I've ever seen, all the characters are memorable and well-rounded, the premise is explored as much as it needs to be, and it doesn't really leave any loose ends. 9/10 movie for sure
Reign of fire. Don't know if that's what you were referencing in the picture but it's immediately what came to mind when I saw the drawing.
Terminator Genisys
First creative use of the time travel the series ever had... And totally botched about every other aspect of the movie that wasn't an action sequence.
That whole 30 second idea of a Terminator in the 70s with a young Sarah Connor was far more interesting than what the movie did with Kyle Reese.
Not a film, but a novel:
Starflight 3000 by R.W. Mackelworth
If I remember, it was about this asteroid called "The Biosphere" that got hollowed out and sent on relativistic speeds through deep space to seed other solar systems with human colonies. The inside of it was set up like a giant rural town with massive skies, and a foot print the size of New York. And that's a cool ass premise.
But the book was so fucking milquetoast and bland. I could not tell you anything about the protagonist, their challenges, or anything.
That reminds me of The Inverted World by Christopher Priest. Cool idea about a city on tracks that must always move otherwise suffer spacetime distortions. Thats the only interesting part about the whole thing.
Yeah, that's pretty similar, the main difference being the setting. For me, I can only really tolerate books if they're science fiction for some reason.
But yeah, that book was so bad it honestly makes me want to take a crack at the idea myself and see if I can do it better.
I know I probably can't, I have very little writing experience. But it's gotta be at least worth the attempt.
Mortal Engines
Mortal Engines is literally a refutation of liberalism in a capitalist system. It's about how municipal darwinism doesn't work.
Madam Web. The premise of your perception being un-stuck in time and the ramifications that has for your psyche is really cool. What's not cool is hiring bad writers and nepo baby actresses to portray that story
Mortal Kombat (2021) opened with a great "feudal China with elemental magic" clan story that could have been an amazing movie, but then they jumped forward in time and everything after that was a let down.
Timeline! The movie was completely forgettable but the concept was pretty cool. I loved the book.