this post was submitted on 09 May 2025
365 points (99.2% liked)

Funny

9462 readers
1775 users here now

General rules:

Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 9 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I'm already doing the thing. I do not wish to exert the effort to do the other thing. Fuck the ramifications.

ramifications arrive

How could this have happened?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Objects in motion tend to stay in motion.

Objects at rest tend to stay at rest.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Reminds me of this fucking banger. (Flying - Half Man Half Bull).

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago

Are you objectifying me??

Most people pay for that privilege

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Put screen over bed to combine and twist all problems into a giant horror.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

That's what phones are for.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

and then, while nodding off, you drop the phone right on your face. no thanks 😅

[–] [email protected] 7 points 17 hours ago