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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Just ask NASA for help, pretty sure they had a solution figured out a while ago or there would be chaos in the cosmos.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

They just switched the vacuum from blow to suck.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 57 minutes ago

We ain’t found shit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

one of these but shaped like a human head mid blowjob

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

I was really hoping the "live stream" would be just pee streaming into the urinal.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

and your Pants Pee-free

they are seriously underestimating my capabilities, as well as the efficacy of my laundromat and determination of the drunken hobos who live there.

They measure the angular degree of the appliance but I'll wager a testicle they still have not tackled the more critical issue of the degree in temperature of cold porcelain. As I'm sure most men living anywhere with a latitude bigger than 45° can relate, there is nothing worse than having to chip onesself free on a cold night in the dead of winter.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Wait a sec, are you telling me your pee stream froze and you got stuck to the urinal!?!?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Do they suck last droplets before peen meets the pants?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

I appreciate improvements, but I don't think this will solve the problem of pee shooting out in random directions (occasionally vertically down) before setting on a gentle spray in all directions at once. It's not even like we're free-handed firehosing the stream or anything - even carefully aimed, it can decide to just fuck off to the right for no damn reason.

Anyway, all this to say the floors will still be sticky, but hopefully less so.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Spread your hole a little bit before letting it rip. It’s because it’s blocked either because you’ve been sweaty, you nasty or you jacked off and it dried on the tip.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Do you not pull back the hood before unleashing the flow?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

mfers just open their zipper and start pissing, being dumbfounded at how this results in them pissing their pants

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

Nautilus was torture-tested with poor aim scenarios, erratic flow rates, and simulated misfires

reducing splashback by a staggering 98%

Seems like they did this properly, and while it's not perfect it handles sprinkler mode pretty well

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Hmmm that's almost exclusively an after-ejaculation thing for most dudes