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[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

I appreciate improvements, but I don't think this will solve the problem of pee shooting out in random directions (occasionally vertically down) before setting on a gentle spray in all directions at once. It's not even like we're free-handed firehosing the stream or anything - even carefully aimed, it can decide to just fuck off to the right for no damn reason.

Anyway, all this to say the floors will still be sticky, but hopefully less so.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Spread your hole a little bit before letting it rip. It’s because it’s blocked either because you’ve been sweaty, you nasty or you jacked off and it dried on the tip.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Do you not pull back the hood before unleashing the flow?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

mfers just open their zipper and start pissing, being dumbfounded at how this results in them pissing their pants

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

Nautilus was torture-tested with poor aim scenarios, erratic flow rates, and simulated misfires

reducing splashback by a staggering 98%

Seems like they did this properly, and while it's not perfect it handles sprinkler mode pretty well

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Hmmm that's almost exclusively an after-ejaculation thing for most dudes